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Pink Wota » [Review] Kimagure Princess Real Time PV Review.

While listening to Vee’s real-time review I realized this was the first MM video I sat through for more than half a minute since “Resonant Blue”.  (And even then, it was just to get screencaps to call them all a bunch of filthy whores.) Like her, I’ve pretty much lost interest in MM for a long while now – though the possibility of new members gives me some hope for the future (not as much hope as I’d have if they threw out all Gokkies and Rokkies except Sayumi, but still some hope).

Anyways, Vee spends a good amount of time talking about drinking and blogging as a preface to the review, then jumps into the actual PV with a drinking game in mind. If she did apply her game to the second disk of the All-Singles Collection, she’d probably need to have her  stomach pumped. The video… God, has this been what it’s like for the past two years? Really? I feel like one of those non-wota who doesn’t “get” Jpop idol  groups, there’s such a sense of disconnect between what they offer and what I want. I can’t even pin it down to any one detail more than an overall sense of malaise as I watch and listen. If anything, Vee’s funny take on this video strikes me as too kind, too forgiving. But still very funny.

I mean, it says something when idols are constantly grabbing their asses and I still don’t give a shit. It’s akin to reading an overly violent superhero comic and being bored by it – the stimulation should be obvious but it’s so rote and uninspired and hackneyed that one cannot be bothered to care.

And like Vee, it’s enough to drive me to drink. Or better yet, pop me some amyl nitrite and watch Hey! Say! Jump videos.