Kazuki Saya Writes Children’s Mystery Novel

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Gravure idol writes mystery novel – Tokyograph.

Multiple choice jokes this time:

A) Her next project will integrate her two jobs, as she writes a Child’s Treasury Of Cameltoe Shots And Suggestive Ice Cream Licking.

B) In retaliation, Mary Higgins Clark has now decided to start releasing DVDs of herself wearing bikinis and lingerie, set to crappy easy listening music.

C) With this career shift, she now alternates between the questions “Whodunnit?” and “Where’s the banana?”.