Child Of Empire Is A New Kpop Boy Band

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New 9-member boyband Child Of Empire to take the Kpop world by storm « K Bites.

It’s an interesting name for a band, befitting a historical epic starring Christian Bale and Sylvia Saint. The big question, though, is: how exactly will this boy band self-destruct? Facebook scandal, bar room brawl, plagiarism accusations, and contract disputes are already taken. So I’m guessing one of them will be caught fellating a farm mammal on live television.