There Will Be Blood

Filed in American Wota 3.0

Actual Date Posted: 2008-03-12

If the girls of AKB48 subunit Chocolove bleed chocolate when they’re shot, what about… you know… other kinds of bleeding? Wouldn’t that change things incredibly? Instead of Kotex, they would need Hershey’s wrappers lining their panties.

And imagine the conversations men will have:

“Why are you leaving? We just had our first beer!”

“No way, I’m heading home to be with my wife! It’s that time of the month and I don’t want to miss a drop!”

“Oh, sweet! Yeah, bring me back some when you’re done!”

The world could wind up a happier, sweeter place. Women who crave chocolate during that time of the month won’t have to look very far, and PMS would have an upside. Of course, the downside is you may find yourself engaging in acts of coprophagia without realizing it… But that’s a small price to pay, right?