Happy O-na-ni-i!

Filed in Cult of Pop 1.0

Read this article on Mainichi Daily News – the numbers 0721 can be read in Japanese as o-na-ni-i, which sounds similar to the term “onanie”, which means masturbation.

So let’s make this an official holday! Happy O-na-ni-i everyone! Let’s sing O-na-ni-i carols! Let’s gather round the O-na-ni-i tree and… uh… actually, let’s avoid gathering anywhere.

Myself, I’m going to listen to Onanie Machine’s hilarious Morning Musume medley and leave it at that.