AKB48 according to me

I’m a horrible liar. I mentioned a few posts back how I was enthusiastic about getting into the AKB48. But I haven’t searched anything AKB48 related since then. Mostly because I’ve been to lazy to. I’ve been spending most of my time watching Alex Jones’s movies and various other conspiracy theory movies. XD But at least that gives me time to makes this post, AKB48 according to me.

And what does that mean exactly? It’s simple. Whenever I get into a new fandom and can’t remember or can’t be bothered to learn their names I come up with my own names for them, so I can remember who is who. I usually do this with Kpop since I can’t pronounce Korean at all. This is the first time I’ve ever had to do it with a Japanese group. Stupid AKB48 with their unnecessarily large amount of girls. These are the nicknames I have for some of the girls so far. Keep in mind these aren’t exactly the nicest names to remember them by. But this is how I see the girls as of yet.

Watanabe Mayu becomes

the adorable one


Maeda Atsuko becomes

the chick that’s always up front

Takahashi Minami becomes

deep voice

Kojima Haruna becomes

weird ears

Minegishi Minami becomes

pumpkin face

Matsui Jurina becomes

the one the always looks sad and/or confused in PVs

Shinoda Mariko becomes

the girl that always looks stuck up

Ono Erena becomes

the one who looks like she’s 8

Oshima Yuko becomes

the one who looks like she’s 30

Akimoto Sayaka becomes

the one that looks like a man

Sato Amina becomes

the one that looks like a Chihuahua

By the way it took me like 45 minutes to find out all these girls names. ._.