Hey! Say! JUMP’s new calendar has plenty of eyecandy


Hey! Say! JUMP’s, and all Johnny’s, calendars were released recently. And I managed to come across the scans yesterday. And it’s pretty much the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Well, maybe not the hottest. But pretty close. And yet it makes uber sad.

When stuff like this comes out it reminds me how much I need a job. I have zero income to spend on things like this. So I rely on my mom to buy thing or me. But she barely wants to buy me magazines and calendars featuring the Jonas Brother, let alone Japanese boy. She dislikes buying me anything Japanese related. She so eloquently refers to it as “Amy’s Jap crap.” And there in lies my problem. But enough of my whining and more about HSJ.

What makes Hey! Say! JUMP’s calendar so incredibly amazing and so hot? I think it’s pretty obvious that the answer to that question is none other than Nakajima Yuto. It’s no surprise that I love Yuto. I’ve professed my love of Yuto on my blog before. But Yuto seriously looks amazing in this calendar. Every picture he’s in he’s either, incredibly sexy or insanely adorable. Maybe I’m just being biased. But most likely I’m not. ;] Might as well critique each picture to make sure.

This picture is obviously hot. But really more of subtly sexy. He’s also looking pretty innocent, which is hot. And I’m a sucker for plaid. So this picture is pretty much win.


This picture is super adorable. I’m not really sure what could be cuter than Yuto writing on a window. The last picture is the cutest and my favorite.


These pictures are pretty much half and half. Since he’s not really doing anything he’s his same cute self. But these pictures are hot because Yuto looks hot without even trying.


These are a little boring for my taste. Since he’s not really doing much. The cheers with Chinen is kinda cute though.


This picture is pretty much too hot for words.


Cheap effect to use a picture from a magazine spread. I prefer the magazine spread picture though.


This is probably my favorite picture of all. Even though he’s only wearing a suit jacket, that’s close enough.


This is another example of Yuto not doing anything and still looking hot.

Besides Yuto the whole rest of the calendar is pretty hot. Mostly because of the overall theme of it. The hottest things a guy can wear are suits and plaid. And this calendar has both. Even though this calendar is nice to look at only a few other HSJ boys really stuck out.


Hikaru’s pictures immediately jump out at me. Besides Yuto he looks the best. Especially in the ones where he’s wearing a suit. I also love the suit pictures because he has black hair. Most of the time Hikaru looked bad with black hair. His new hair really suits him. But for some reason he just looks amazing with black hair.


Inoo also looks really good. But most of his pictures are dorky and adorable. These are the only pictures were he looks out and out sexy.


I’m a little disappointed by Ryosuke in this. Usually he takes some pretty hot spreads for magazines. But in this he looks pretty much normal. I don’t know it felt like he was being lazy in this.