Berryz Koubou’s stage play gives me the creeps

Berryz Koubou is staring in a new stage play called San Okuen Shoujo~Karei Naru Shichinin. Seems harmless enough. And yet this stage play completely creeps me out. Case and point the poster for the stage play. The poster is a composite photo of all the members’ faces. Here’s the photo.

The idea sounds really awesome and undoubtedly creative on the surface, but underneath of that it creeps the hell out of me. You might still be asking yourself why is this creepy? It’s simply really. It’s half creepy because all of their faces blended together. Which is weird enough on it’s own. And half creepy because the girl their faces is actually really normal looking, and even cute. Therefore, it’s creepy to think a person who doesn’t even exist is cute. If I was to see this picture without knowing what is was my first reaction would. “She’s cute, I wonder what group she’s from.” Which makes me feel a little weird. But come one look closely at the photo and try to tell me it doesn’t look like Suzuki Airi mixed with Ogawa Saki. Just try to, because there’s no way it doesn’t!