Moshimo, kono sekai kara Tegomass ga nakunattara

Tegomass had a new single and PV out called, Moshimo, kono sekai kara OO ga nakunattara. And if you’re a hardcore Tegomass/JE fan you already knew that. But if you read my blog regularly you know I’m far to lazy to make PV reviews the second the PV comes out. And honestly I didn’t know the PV came out until 2 days ago. If I wasn’t looking a NEWS news I would have been none the wiser. And most likely about a month from now would say “What ever happened to that Tegomass song?” Exactly like I did with Perfume, but I am eventually going to do a PV review of Natural ni Koishite .

Anyway, I’m getting way off track here. So, I’m going to talk about the song for a little. Since I hardly ever remember to post song previews. This song just isn’t one of my favorites. I mean the lyrics are cute, but it just lacks the immediate catchyness and upbeat music of their past singles. It’s on the bottom with Tanabata Matsuri, but it’s still above Tanabata Matsuri. Mostly because I don’t like country sounding music in the US, why would I possibly like it in Japan? I think most of you know by now I don’t really like slow sounding songs or ballads. People can argue that I have no musical taste, and that most ballads have great lyrics. And point taken, but I just really dislike them. I must have a slow attention span or something.

Now on to my PV review, because I usually take any chance I can poke fun at Tegoshi. He’s easily the best singer in NEWS, and one of the best in JE. But I just don’t really like him that much. XD

Again with the phone? Isn’t it a little too early to suffer from another breakup?

It really makes me sad that all I can read is no and ka. One of these days I’m going to actually learn Japanese. Though it probably only says hello, I miss you. Or something very similar.

Massu Downer brooding in the back of the bus alone. He must still be hung up over Sakura Girl.


Apathetic businessman doesn’t care about your feelings. I love the face he makes though. Like “I don’t care, I don’t even know what JE is.” lolz.

Eh, I’d probably do the same thing.

Looming waitress, who looks like she could play a ghost in the Grudge, also doesn’t care about your feelings.

But Teogshi matches things up with way too strong of a reaction. A normal reactions would be, “WTH? I’m not paying for this now.”

And magically it’s in color now. For no apparent reason other than it’s the start of the chorus. And WTF? Tegoshi is wearing rosary beads again! I’m beginning to think he thinks they’re just another random necklace/accessory.

And he’s still got that hair that I hate. By the way, nice face. XD

Let’s creepily watch everyone who is happier than I am.

How come Massu always has scenes featuring kids? In PVs and concerts he’s always awkwardly touching the extras or Juniors. It’s really weird.

Why doesn’t anyone love me?

Oh everything is emo again. Must be another verse.

Even Massu Downer doesn’t get what’s going on.

Tegoshi sits from his table and watches you with longing eyes. How is that not creepy?

Yeah having the whole world disappear will have that confused effect on you.

Massu Downer managed to clear out an entire bus.

Let’s take a second to laugh at Tegoshi’s shirt. It either says he loves Tom, or he loves his time of the month. Either way, that’s a woman’s shirt. Which is extremely hilarious.

That’s the gayest face ever. ._.

Hmmm. No, Massu’s face still wins.

So let me get this straight, if you’re not with the person you love every second of the day the world might as well not exist? Codependencye FTW!

And of course Tegoshi and Massu are the people they can’t live without. I’m sure that wasn’t intentional fanservice on JE’s part.

This is why Tegoshi should never smile.

And this is why either of them should never smile. Even little girl in the background notices.